Jan. 29th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
- Did Tarquin eat all of my cereal, too? Or did I finish it on Friday morning? I can't remember, but I seem to have exactly three squares left of my Weetabix and no milk. A balanced breakfast it's not.
What else is on the grocery list? I'll go today.
I would like to commend anyone who went out last night, got pissed, decided to transfigure the bloke next to you into a cat for a bit of fun, and managed to lose interest in the spell halfway through. You provided me with an interesting night, though I dare say you ought not to go back to that pub for a bit. I think there's someone who would like to chat with you. If the thrashing of his tail was any indication, I think he might be a bit upset.